retrograde;

i’ve to head to the library at 9 tomorrow morning (ITS A SATURDAY AND ITS ONLY THE FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES) and i’m staying there til 1 pm, so i’m heading to bed to read the rest of that smutty stucky fic

good night guys!

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@willgraahams said: BROW GAME AND FACE GAME SO STRONG. Hope you had a great first day!

I did! I intimidated a lot of people with my red lips and it was awesome. Thanks my friend!

Anonymous: hey what are your otps??

HOHOHOHOHOHO. You really shouldn’t have asked me this.

SO. I don’t really know how to categorize my ships into OTP and NOT OTP. I’m usually at either ends of the spectrum. It’s only “i don’t care for what you two have going on there” or “OHMYGOD STOP JUST PLEASE GO GET MARRIED I WILL GIVE UP MY FIRSTBORN TO SEE YOUR FIRSTBORN PLEASE JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER.” So let’s just say that it’s an OTP if I’ve read fics for it or created gifs/graphics with it.

OTP #1: Stucky (Bucky and Steve - Captain America)

This ship is currently what’s on my blog and you can’t blame me. There’s FLUFF AND ANGST AND HURT AND ROMANCE OH MYGOD IT’S ALMOST TOOO MUCH. BUCKY RECOVERING AND AVOIDING STEVE BECAUSE HE’S “a bad man.” STEVE TRAILING BUCKY AND KEEPING HIS DISTANCE AND LOSING HIS MIND OUT OF CONCERN. OR BUCKY AND STEVE AS NEIGHBORS. OR BUCKY AND STEVE AS SINGLE DADS. OR BUCKY AND STEVE AS BUCKY AND STEVE BECAUSE GODDAMMIT EVEN WITHOUT HEADCANONS AND FICS THEY’RE PAINFUL ENOUGH AS IT IS. TILL THE END OF THE LINE I’M DEAD.

OTP #2: Klaroline (Klaus and Caroline - The Vampire Diaries)

Lord Jesus Almighty. This ship ohmygod. I may not blog about them that much anymore (I don’t exactly have anything to blog about anymore, they’re on different shows) but I swear to god my love for them knows no bounds. I EVEN WROTE FICS FOR THEM. And I DON’T DO THAT?? But alas, something stood in the way of their perfection (looking at you TVD WRITERS) which left me devastated and angry, and led me to give up the show. Sincerely speaking, they really had the potential to be the most interesting couple on The Vampire Diaries or The Originals. You have a guy who is damaged beyond repair and a very strong girl who just knows she can’t fix him. And he worships her. What more can you ask for? They seriously are the most glorious pair ever. Problematic and complicated and just over all interesting.

OTP #3: Mark and Wardo - The Social Network

"I need you." … "I’m here for you."

"OOPS."

"I WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND."

"Point ZERO THREE PERCENT."

Nope. Not talking about this one.

I hate this movie so fucking much.

OTP #4: Johanna and Finnick - The Hunger Games

Do not fight me on this. Yes, they’re not canon. Yes, Finnick is with Annie and they’re perfect. Yes, he’s dead. I don’t associate these two with romance, not at all. They’re very dysfunctional. In my headcanons, Finnick goes home to Annie. He loves her. He cherishes her. But he’s damaged and Johanna is too.  Johanna can take all of the things he never wants to Annie to see. Because Annie’s had enough. Joanna though, Johanna asks for it. She wants him to share his pain, because that’s all she knows. And there’s comfort in that. Imagine Finnick coming to Johanna, after a night of being passed around. Imagine the anger and frustration, and all he wants is for Johanna to show him she gets it, through kisses and touches. She’s been there too. And he feels guilty because he has to leave her sooner or later. It’s almost unrequited love, but Johanna doesn’t want love. And Finnick can’t allow himself to admit that he loves her as much as he loves Annie, because he simply can’t have Snow dangle another person’s life over his head.

OTP #5: Harmony (Harry and Hermione - Harry Potter)

This was my very first OTP. I fell in love with them when I was 11 and never stopped. I used to read fics on Portkey.org all the time back then. Oddly enough, my first exposure to HP was PoA movie, and I loved Ron and Hermione’s awkward romantic beginnings. But then I read the books and BAM. All of sudden, it’s Harry and Hermione for me. There was no way out of it basically. Although I do respect Romione greatly, I refuse to acknowledge the epilogue.

They’re also my happy-ending pair. I almost never associate them with angst or emotional hardships, like misunderstandings or unrequited love. I don’t know why.

OTP #6: Martinski (Stiles and Lydia - Teen Wolf)

It’s kind of amazing how much growth the two of them had together and individually. Lydia, of course, had the better character development. But that might be just because she had more to change. What’s interesting to me is that they both had a hand in each others’ growth. Stiles was so in love with the idea of her, but as she grew to be a more independent and confident young woman, he has also started to see the real her. And surprisingly enough, that’s when they’re relationship becomes more even. Plus, I love how their romantic potential almost never seem out of reach because of their friendship. Them being together seems so natural now that I just can’t see any other endgame to be honest.

OTP #7: Darvey (Donna and Harvey - Suits)

They had one night together, and Harvey wanted so much more. Donna didn’t. There’s NO WAY IN HELL that dynamic is not still there. The show has also hinted various times that they have feelings other than of platonic nature for each other. What with Donna basically admitting she buried feelings for Harvey, and Harvey losing his mind when she gets fired. They’ve been working together for so many years without addressing this issue, so yep. Definitely getting married.

i just realized that i looked so mean on that last selfie post ohmygod

but my eyebrows are on point hallelujah

This was my first-day-back-at-college look and my lips were so red, I felt like I could conquer the world. Which was the goal.

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My main dilemma when I see a pretty girl is am I jealous of her or attracted to her? Do I want to be her or date her?

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